Let's see... There's a ninja and a wizard. One day, they end up in a strange country and no longer have their magic translator. So they have to make do with being unable to talk to one another until they can find their companions. Of course there's all kinds of miscommunication and hijinks!
[ Sooyoung listens... or as much as she can while being in her drunk state. She squints at the table below and then gets out a plain notepad and scribbles something. It is definitely not in a common language she and Fai share. ]
[ She gets up a little wobbly, and grabs onto his arm as soon as she can reach for it. It's just one hand that's grabbing onto it, like a rail, to help her from not falling. ]
I can't believe my vacation is ending up like this...
Considering the state of having back to back apocalypses and shit, this is like absolute fucking peace time with lulls and everything. Even with the stupid natural disasters and whatever back at Toran! Ugh... what an inconvenience.
[ She lightly slaps Fai's arm as if to take out her anger on it, but it's not painful at all. Maybe it's because she's drunk. ]
[ Weird. Maybe Fai does accept a lot of stuff. Either way, Sooyoung feels shitfaced herself, so once the hotel comes into view, she just blearily stares up at the building. ]
It's fine, I can get there myself. I'm not some... fucking invalid. Fuck.
[ Sooyoung lets go of Fai's arm and start wobbling over to the elevator on her own. The hotel receptionist just kinda stares at Fai like "what did you do to piss her off. damn". ]
[ Sooyoung stands in the middle of the hall for a second before wobbling herself over to the elevator. She pushes the up button several times when it takes a while for it to arrive, muttering curses under her breath.
But she does eventually get in the elevator. Good job, Fai. No more worries. ]
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[ And now she's put him on the spot!! ]
Let's see... There's a ninja and a wizard. One day, they end up in a strange country and no longer have their magic translator. So they have to make do with being unable to talk to one another until they can find their companions. Of course there's all kinds of miscommunication and hijinks!
[ He pauses. ]
...That's the gist of it!
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Based on a true story?
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That's right! One hundred percent a true story.
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[ Sooyoung squints at Fai. ]
... You're definitely not the ninja. You're too scrawny.
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[ He's great at descriptions. ]
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[ One way or another. ]
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Oh, Kuro-tan would hate that! He's a mean puppy himself.
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[ Sooyoung groans while burying her face into her arms. ]
Okay, fine. Take me home, catman. If you do anything weird, I'll kill you.
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Don't worry, I would never do anything weird.
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I can't believe my vacation is ending up like this...
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Oh, this is a vacation for you?
[ It kind of is for him too. ]
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[ She lightly slaps Fai's arm as if to take out her anger on it, but it's not painful at all. Maybe it's because she's drunk. ]
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[ He just smiles as she slaps his arm, finding it funny. ]
Being drunk is the best way to enjoy it, though.
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[ She doesn't think it'll happen, and it just sounds like drunk rambling anyway. ]
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[ Totally a joke but he would like to go drinking with her. ]
I do like drinking! I have a high tolerance so I don't get drunk often, unfortunately.
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[ Weird. Maybe Fai does accept a lot of stuff. Either way, Sooyoung feels shitfaced herself, so once the hotel comes into view, she just blearily stares up at the building. ]
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[ He notices the way she's just staring up at the building as they approach. Does he need to help her to her room too... ]
What's your room number?
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[ Sooyoung lets go of Fai's arm and start wobbling over to the elevator on her own. The hotel receptionist just kinda stares at Fai like "what did you do to piss her off. damn". ]
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Okay, I'll leave you to it!
[ But he is going to wait to see if she can actually get into the elevator first. ]
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But she does eventually get in the elevator. Good job, Fai. No more worries. ]