[ This sure isn't soju, but it sure feels like it. She's absolutely drunk right now, and she's not sure why this happened, nor can she think straight enough for this. She wants to sleep, but Fai is right here. ]
You can't do that if you wanna keep your job. Besides, it all sounds like a predictable story... guy keeps promise to a customer and can't have the balls to break it, and then on a journey to self satisfaction, he finds a way to keep it despite his job telling him not to favor one customer over others unless they bring in the dough... something, something. Fuck, I forgot where I was going with this.
[ She tries to drink more of her coffee, but it's all gone. She glowers at the empty cup. ]
Let's see... There's a ninja and a wizard. One day, they end up in a strange country and no longer have their magic translator. So they have to make do with being unable to talk to one another until they can find their companions. Of course there's all kinds of miscommunication and hijinks!
[ Sooyoung listens... or as much as she can while being in her drunk state. She squints at the table below and then gets out a plain notepad and scribbles something. It is definitely not in a common language she and Fai share. ]
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Alcohol?
[ Fai looks a little disappointed because his definitely doesn't have any in it. ]
May I try some?
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Knock yourself out.
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Hmm... I don't taste any alcohol.
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My head is killing me. That rating's going to shit.
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Too much caffeine?
[ Because there definitely wasn't alcohol in what he just tasted, so it can't be that, right?? ]
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[ She looks up at Fai, seemingly pissed that he's completely fine and she's not. ]
What the hell... I'm suing this place.
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Will you need some help getting home?
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[ She mad. ]
I ain't some sissy.
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[ He's not even bothered, waving his hand at her. ]
May I at least accompany you when we leave?
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[ There's a small hiccup and she goes quiet. Despite how she claimed that the coffee made her get a headache, she drinks more of it anyway. ]
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[ He's just going to watch her drink more. This is fun. ]
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Yeah, like those guys in host clubs--making promises and breaking them without hesitation because it's all a part of work.
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That doesn't sound like a bad job! I would try to keep my promises, though.
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You can't do that if you wanna keep your job. Besides, it all sounds like a predictable story... guy keeps promise to a customer and can't have the balls to break it, and then on a journey to self satisfaction, he finds a way to keep it despite his job telling him not to favor one customer over others unless they bring in the dough... something, something. Fuck, I forgot where I was going with this.
[ She tries to drink more of her coffee, but it's all gone. She glowers at the empty cup. ]
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Ah, I see. That sounds like it could be a romantic comedy.
[ He'd seen a few of those in his travels. ]
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I don't write romcoms. Damn, you're making fun of me, aren't you?! Let's see you make a good one on the spot then.
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[ And now she's put him on the spot!! ]
Let's see... There's a ninja and a wizard. One day, they end up in a strange country and no longer have their magic translator. So they have to make do with being unable to talk to one another until they can find their companions. Of course there's all kinds of miscommunication and hijinks!
[ He pauses. ]
...That's the gist of it!
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Based on a true story?
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That's right! One hundred percent a true story.
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[ Sooyoung squints at Fai. ]
... You're definitely not the ninja. You're too scrawny.
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[ He's great at descriptions. ]
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[ One way or another. ]
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Oh, Kuro-tan would hate that! He's a mean puppy himself.
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[ Sooyoung groans while burying her face into her arms. ]
Okay, fine. Take me home, catman. If you do anything weird, I'll kill you.
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Don't worry, I would never do anything weird.
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